Saturday, December 19, 2015

My Letter to Santa for 2015 - Barbara Dear Santa, You have been so tolerant with me in the past! I know basically, I can be a pain. Because of my long history of being a basic Christmas-snozzz, I was hesitant to write. But thought I'd best come forward before the elves do their rounds in December. This year what I’d like is: (Reference pages 1 - 215)…..I know these are huge changes, so you'll probably have to enter a new data card for me under your records. And I know this will particularly limit your creative range. But I thought I'd better bring these crucial issues forward....and with so many children to work with and your elves stretched over the world. Am not sure if I go under "naughty" or "nice," but hopefully you'll still find me in the data base. I've been with you a long time. Please, not too much coal again. I have so much from years past. It might be handy though as you now I know have a wood burning stove. You, of course, were planning ahead in the past 10 years giving me so much of a coal stock-pile - very forward thinking of you!? (But should I be doing more introspection if I'm still getting wagons of coal?) I'm specially blessed all year to know my friends and family, so those are the gifts which make my year special. Wanted to take the time to thank each of my friends for putting up with me and reframing from adding MORE coal to my gifts. (I’ve ripped out so many stockings in the past from your generous gifts of those black nuggets, Santa!) Thank you again for your tolerance. If you need an extra ink cartridge to change all my new entries under your e-mail lists, I've got an extra one. Much love, your fan, Barbie

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