Jason sighed. If this date was any more of a gold digger, she’d be
sitting on his lap taking out his dental fillings. He really needed to
change his “MatchU4Love” Profile on the “Income” line. Take off the
“millionaire” entry. Yes, he owned his own company and was darn proud of
it, but perhaps he shouldn’t advertise it on first dates.
Back at his desk he told Keri, his budget manager, that he’d be in
“conference” and went in to reread his “Man on the Go Looking for
Independent Woman” Profile title bar. “OK. Got to rework this one,” he
mumbled. “I’ll leave the photo - after all, I’m tall, dark, and handsome
– and humble.”
After fifty eight dates – women who were tall, short, blonde, brunette,
red head, corporate investors, homemakers, childless, with children,
rich, poor, he’d reached his limit for even a “man on the go.” Perhaps
an image change? Perhaps a lobotomy.
He barely cleared Keri’s desk as he walked out of the office on his way
to lunch. She looked up. Sensitive to every nuance of his walk, she
inquired, “Bad day, eh, Jason?” They were attuned to each other not
because they were steamy closet lovers at work, but because she was his
sister. They’d been competing siblings over cookies and Mom, but now
they had settled into harmonious bantering.
“Keri, I’m lost in this dating world. Help me! Help me! You are my only
hope,” he did his best impersonation of Princess Leah talking to
Obi-Wan.
His sister put down her Excel printout and looked into his
very blue but sad eyes. “You know I read all the current women’s
self-help books,” Keri began in the way only an older sister can totally
bore a brother to tears.
He controlled his gag reflex. “SO?” He rolled his eyes indicating if he
heard any more feminine psychobabble, he would ask God to reincarnate
him as a turtle.
“Well, there’s this woman who went on Tyra Banks last month. Her name is
Barbara Roberts, and she wrote a book called FACE READING – How to Know Anyone at a Glance.
It’s the new way to find romance. Tyra really liked her. Look here,”
she motioned to an open page from the book. “See, you have these facial
features:
Blue eyes
Square forehead line
Vertical line above your nose
Strong jaw
Good naso-labial lines
Wide mouth
Large ears
Full cheeks
“You’ve been ‘looking for love in all the wrong places,’ my little
brother. Get off “MatchU4Love,” and stop paying that gypsy at “Cupid
will Deliver.”
Jason immediately confiscated the FACE READING book from
her desk, tucked it under his arm and left the office in a far better
mood that he’d been in in a long time.
Patterns. Facial Patterns.
It was midnight. He had read the whole book.
My face has Patterns. All I need to do is just match the Patterns in my
face to the Patterns in her face!
“There might be hope,” and he turned over to his Massie, his German
Shepard, who as currently take up half of his bed. “They’ll soon be
someone to replace you, my girl.” And he gave her an affectionate ear
scratching.
Not long after, he was at the airport meeting his client Phil. The
plane was delayed, so he got his Starbuck’s caramel latte and blueberry
scone and popped open his paper to wait. A woman carrying a laptop
approached the seat next to him. Blue silk suit holding a cell phone. He
looked over just in time to catch a “HI”-nod and went on reading the
local news.
When she finished talking and started adjusting her cup’s tea bag, she
turned to ask, “Waiting for the Phoenix incoming flight?”
“Yep. My client Phil is on it. How about you?”
As they spoke he regarded
her closely. She seemed amazingly familiar for someone he had never
met. Then his mind clicked into the facial feature composite of his
“ideal” woman. Cassie. One after one, he counted off their compatible
facial features. He became so excited, he mentally he was begging God to
be close to this woman, but he was trying not to grovel. He was
chaffing at the bit to ask if she was single and was practically
salivating as he listened to her describe her normal life. When she
wanted to know about his life and interests, he was incredulous that a
woman would ask about him.
By the time Phil walked out of Gate 24, Jason
had already planned the wedding and bought his tuxedo.
After he introduced Phil to Cassie, he turned to her. “Here, let me give
you my card.” They both said that at the same time. Cassie blushed. He
smiled.
Well, Massie and Arnold, Cassie’s German Shepard, became a regular on
walks in the park, Friday night movies at home, Saturday picnics and
morning coffees. Together they watched the seasons change and laughed
and talked through Christmas, Easter and July 4th.
In the Fall Jason turned to Massie before he set his alarm for work,
“Massie, it’s time for you to start sleeping on the floor. Cassie and
Arnold are coming to live here.” He thought he saw Massie smile before
she rolled over and started snoring.
(c) Copyright, Barbara Roberts, February, 2016. All rights reserved.
Sunday, April 28, 2019
Sunday, April 21, 2019
What is the Career YOU were Born to do?
The ancient system of Face Reading gives clues to the Career you were
born to do by analyzing your specific facial features, each of which has
psychological meanings. By reading over 10,000 faces, expert Barbara
Roberts, Author of Face Reading - How to Know Anyone at a Glance (facereading1.com) has identified patterns of facial features in people who are successful and happy in the following careers:
ANALYTICAL, COMPUTER, TECHNICAL OR MEDICAL JOBS
Close-set eyes (means the person is precision oriented, focused)
Narrow nose bridge (high standards, good at quality control, perfectionist)
Large, wide forehead (thinker, planner, strategist)
Small eyes (aware of all details, analytical)
(Dr. Jocelyn Bell Burnell, Anita Sengupta, Sophie Wilson)
Close-set eyes (means the person is precision oriented, focused)
Narrow nose bridge (high standards, good at quality control, perfectionist)
Large, wide forehead (thinker, planner, strategist)
Small eyes (aware of all details, analytical)
(Dr. Jocelyn Bell Burnell, Anita Sengupta, Sophie Wilson)
ARTISTIC, DESIGN, MUSIC, CREATIVE JOBS
Widow’s peak (means creative, individualistic, thinks outside the box)
Fine hair (sensitive, empathic, attuned to her environment)
Ears come forward away from head (music ability)
Large eyes (feeling oriented, expensive, romantic)
(Ann Hathoway, Faith Hill)
Widow’s peak (means creative, individualistic, thinks outside the box)
Fine hair (sensitive, empathic, attuned to her environment)
Ears come forward away from head (music ability)
Large eyes (feeling oriented, expensive, romantic)
(Ann Hathoway, Faith Hill)
COMMUNICATIONS - TEACHING, COUNSELOR, WRITER JOBS
Rounded forehead (means the person is good with people, great communicator)
Large ears (listens well, seeks to understand others)
Lines around the mouth forming “( )” (highly verbal, articulate)
Lines radiating down from outer eye area (excellent at writing, teaching and speaking
(Dorris Lessing, J.K. Rowlings)
Rounded forehead (means the person is good with people, great communicator)
Large ears (listens well, seeks to understand others)
Lines around the mouth forming “( )” (highly verbal, articulate)
Lines radiating down from outer eye area (excellent at writing, teaching and speaking
(Dorris Lessing, J.K. Rowlings)
SELF-EMPLOYED, SALES OR MARKETING JOBS
Chin projects forward (means go-getter, self-starter)
Round or square face shape (people will instinctively trust and follow her)
Ball on tip of nose (loves to share news and information, personable)
Wide cheek area (responsible, dependable, leader)
(Barbara Walters)
Chin projects forward (means go-getter, self-starter)
Round or square face shape (people will instinctively trust and follow her)
Ball on tip of nose (loves to share news and information, personable)
Wide cheek area (responsible, dependable, leader)
(Barbara Walters)
Barbara Roberts was trained in clinical medical research and has
appeared on 75 national/local TV shows (TYRA, HALLMARK - “Home and
Family”, NBC Nightly News, The Learning Channel, InSide San Diego.) Her youtube.comvideos have over one million viewers. Website: www.facereading1.com
(c) Copyright, August 2019. Barbara Roberts All rights reserved.
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