Saturday, March 27, 2021
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Jason sighed. If this date was any more of a gold digger, she’d be sitting on his lap taking out his dental fillings. He really needed to change his “MatchU4Love” Profile on the “Income” line. Take off the “millionaire” entry. Yes, he owned his own company and was darn proud of it, but perhaps he shouldn’t advertise it on first dates.
Back at his desk he told Keri, his budget manager, that he’d be in “conference” and went in to reread his “Man on the Go Looking for Independent Woman” Profile title bar. “OK. Got to rework this one,” he mumbled. “I’ll leave the photo - after all, I’m tall, dark, and handsome – and humble.”
After fifty eight dates – women who were tall, short, blonde, brunette, red head, corporate investors, homemakers, childless, with children, rich, poor, he’d reached his limit for even a “man on the go.” Perhaps an image change? Perhaps a lobotomy.
He barely cleared Keri’s desk as he walked out of the office on his way to lunch. She looked up. Sensitive to every nuance of his walk, she inquired, “Bad day, eh, Jason?” They were attuned to each other not because they were steamy closet lovers at work, but because she was his sister. They’d been competing siblings over cookies and Mom, but now they had settled into harmonious bantering.
“Keri, I’m lost in this dating world. Help me! Help me! You are my only hope,” he did his best impersonation of Princess Leah talking to Obi-Wan.
His sister put down her Excel printout and looked into his very blue but sad eyes. “You know I read all the current women’s self-help books,” Keri began in the way only an older sister can totally bore a brother to tears.
He controlled his gag reflex. “SO?” He rolled his eyes indicating if he heard any more feminine psychobabble, he would ask God to reincarnate as a turtle.
“Well, there’s this woman who went on Tyra Banks last month. Her name is Barbara Roberts, and she wrote a book called FACE READING – How to Know Anyone at a Glance. It’s the new way to find romance. Tyra really liked her. Look here,” she motioned to an open page from the book. “See, you have these facial features: Blue eyes, Square forehead line, Vertical line above your nose
Strong jaw, Round naso-labial lines, Wide mouth, Large ears
“You’ve been ‘looking for love in all the wrong places,’ my little brother. Get off “MatchU4Love,” and stop paying that gypsy at “Cupid will Deliver.”
Jason immediately confiscated the FACE READING book from her desk, tucked it under his arm and left the office in a far better mood that he’d been in in a long time.
Patterns. Facial Patterns.
It was midnight. He had read the whole book.
My face has Patterns. All I need to do is just match the Patterns in my face to the Patterns in her face!
“There might be hope!” He turned over to Massie, his German Shepard, who was currently taking up half of his bed. “They’ll soon be a special someone with us, my girl.” And he gave her an affectionate ear scratching.
Not long after, he was at the airport meeting his client Phil. The plane was delayed, so he got his Starbuck’s caramel latte and blueberry scone and popped open his paper to wait. A woman carrying a laptop approached the seat next to him. Blue silk suit holding a cell phone. He looked over just in time to catch a “Hi”-nod and went on reading the local news.
When she finished talking and started adjusting her cup’s tea bag, she turned to ask, “Waiting for the Phoenix incoming flight?”
“Yep. My client Phil is on it. How about you?” As they spoke he regarded her closely. She seemed amazingly familiar for someone he had never met. Then his mind clicked into the facial feature composite of his “ideal” woman. Cassie. One by one, he counted off their compatible facial features. He became so excited, he mentally he was begging God to get to know this woman, but he was trying not to grovel. He was chaffing at the bit to ask if she was single as he listened to her describe an actual normal life. When she wanted to know about his life and interests, he was incredulous that a woman would ask about him.
By the time Phil walked out of Gate 24, Jason had already planned their wedding and bought his tuxedo.
After he introduced Phil to Cassie, he turned to her. “Here, let me give you my card.” They both said that at the same time. Cassie blushed. He smiled.
As he guided Phil into his office and passed Keri’s desk, Jason gave her the thumbs up-signal and mouthed, “I’ll tell you later.”
Well, Massie and Arnold, Cassie’s German Shepard, became a regular on walks in the park, Friday night movies at home, Saturday picnics, and morning coffees. Together they watched the seasons change and laughed and talked through Christmas, Easter and July 4th.
In the Fall Jason turned to Massie before he set his alarm for work, “Massie, it’s time for you to start sleeping on the floor. Cassie and Arnold are coming to live with us.”
He thought he saw Massie smile before she rolled over and started snoring.
(c) Copyright, Barbara Roberts. March 25, 2021. All rights reserved.
“Each time Barbara appeared on InSide San Diego, people from all over the station would line up for Face Readings. Time and again, her accuracy would blow them away.”
—A. Moyer, Supervising Producer, KGTV
“Face Reading is the SECRET WEAPON You Must Have! I wish so much I had learned this earlier in my career! If you work with people — if your career depends on your ability to read and influence others — if you’re looking for a statistically proven way to instantly read friends, family, colleagues, and clients — get (Barbara’s book) now! I highly recommend investing the time to have Barbara read your face personally. You’ll be shocked and amazed at the detail and accuracy!”
—P. Bowen, Costa Mesa, California
“Barbara’s system is the single most valuable tool I know of for effective communication. I interview thousands of people, and I use these skills all the time.”
—L. Buxton, Morning News Anchor, KUSI TV
“I am so impressed by the accuracy of Barbara’s work…Simply amazing. I can hardly believe I didn’t know about this before. I have been seeing people so differently since studying the book and am so excited to have additional insight into my own life.”
—J. Borba Von Stauffenberg, Owner OlivePR
“In my individual session with Barbara, she directed me to my life’s work, which I would not have thought of my own. I couldn’t be happier with the peace and fulfillment it has brought me. I am doing what I love!”
—R. Winrow, Owner of European Skin Centre.
“I have been attending Barbara’s Face Reading classes for the last 15 years. Barbara consistently demonstrates a depth of understanding others and doing so with great accuracy and finesse. She is warm, compassionate, and nurturing to her class . . . . Her book gives greater understanding and appreciation of others in a non-verbal ways without stepping over their personal boundaries.”
—Dr. M. Malay, Parole Officer, San Diego, California
"It was amazing to watch you in action. You certainly hit the nail on the head with each of our members, uncanny success with people you have never known before. Your knowledge can be a valuable contributor to decision making at any level, and I know we are inspired to use your services for that.”
—Dr. A. Windsor, Inside Edge, Foundation for Education, Irvine, California
“I was in a very dark place trying to sort out what to do with my life and career, and Barbara was a Light on my Path. Her intuitive skill enabled me to find myself my best career. I feel God sent her to me as an answer to my prayers. Now abundance is pouring in. Barbara was my ANGEL.”
—M. Davis (Amazon.com Book Review)
“In my medical practice, Barbara’s work has given me a more profound insight into people’s symptoms, conditions…how these may be related and how to help people live fuller lives on many levels. Meeting Barbara has been a blessing in my life both personally and professionally. I have enjoyed her workshops as well as her consultations. You inevitably come away with lifelong, invaluable tools.”
— E. Llorente, MD, Fountain Valley, California
“I’ve had my face read by Barbara, and it was eerie how much she could pick up about me, my personality, and my life after just meeting me and studying my features briefly. The books allow you to bring home the positive experience and learn more. I totally recommend them!”
— I. Heather, Chemist, Anaheim, California
“The first time I went to Barbara for a Face Reading, it was like I was meeting an old friend. She started me on my journey to self-awareness.”
– J. Insua, Supervising Producer, TV’s Cristina Show
Saturday, March 13, 2021
3/1/2021 - *FREE - “Facial Features Chart” ($10 value/ PDF) - 100+ Facial Features and their psychological meanings! To get: Email Barbara - "FACE CHART" at firstname.lastname@example.org.*1 Hour Personal FACE READING Session with Barbara reads your Facial Features and covers the Career you were BORN to do! - Your ideal Romantic Partner - $ Wealth Potential, How to maximize your personal strengths. Practical, insightful, and fun Session! ($140 FEE includes a FREE copy of her book (PDF/IPAD) - Pay on www.facereading1.com *30 min FACE READING Session covers either Career OR Romance ($75). Pay on: facereading1.com. Barbara will then contact you to set up the date/time that works for you! (Skype and Zoom) (US or Int'l Sessions available - Sat/Sun included.) *Her book: Face Reading - How to Know Anyone at a Glance is sold ONLY on www.facereading1.com. IPAD/PDF $20 (US/Int’l), Paperback $29 (US only). Barbara Roberts in her 35 years as an international Face Reading Expert was a Guest on 75 national/news TV/radio shows (Hallmark, TYRA, NBC News) and has read 10,000+ people’s faces in her 500 Classes. She has 1 + 1/2 million views on her youtube Channel. See: www.facereading1.com for clips of her TV Videos, magazine articles, and radio shows!