Saturday, October 20, 2018

Halloween Objects for Sale (ha, ha)

Halloween!

Eel's leg - with fin $8
- without fin $9
Witches' brew - with caffeine added $13
- regular - decaf - $11
Hawk's egg - fresh boiled $8
- raw $5
Spells and curses - in English - manual is $25
- in languages your client won't recognize $55
Sparrow's tooth - original $14
- cleaned up $16
Casting out of Devils - $45 (for one)
- $99 (Mary Magdalene special)
Saying prayers - $10/each - jobs/romance/wealth/health
- $100/everything included under the Sun
- $250/everything included in the Universe
Blue dust - organic $11/pound
- regular $8/pound (includes match fibers)
Baptisms - if all the above does not work - $59
- if all the above does work - $49
Special orders on request: owls optional, cauldron extra,
*I refuse to dress up as a wizard, but would
consider with $500 deposit.

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